School essays and exam answers
English
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Geography
- The equator is a menagerie lion running around the center of the earth
- In Russia there are vast carnivorous forests
- Rivers flow because no-one can stop them
History
- In preparation for the channel crossing Caesar built 18 new
vesuls vessils vesles botes - Abraham Lincoln was born in a log cabin that he built with his own hands
- Jefferson believed in laissez-fairyism
Law and government
- The seats of Senators shall be vaccinated every six years
- A child’s definition of jury: A body of men organized to find out which has the smartest lawyer
- Ethics is a county in England
Mathematics
- An angle is a triangle with only two sides
- A triangle is a square with only three corners
- The line opposite the right angle is a right-angled triangle and is called the hippopotamus
Religion and society
- Sins of omission are those we have forgotten to do
- The seventh commandment (translated by a 4 year old): Thou shalt not kick a duckery
- Thou shalt not come into the country
Science
- Ice is water that staid out in the cold too late and went to sleep
- Air is the most necessary of all the elements; if there were no such thing as air I would not be writing this essay now; also there would be no pneumatic tires, which would be a sad loss
- Some oxygen molecules help fire to burn while others choose to help make water, so sometimes it is brother against brother
Miscellaneous
- Guerrilla warfare was when men rode on gorillas
- A sob is when a feller don’t mean to cry and it bursts out all by itself
- Unlike the human being the camel has two lumps